The look on bed-ridden great-grandma’s face is priceless. Calling her an invalid feels a little harsh.
For those of you who can’t read .07px font, we typed it out for your comic pleasure below.
A GIFT TO BRING NEW FREEDOM AND COMFORT TO THE INVALID
Watch the look of pleasure when the invalid in your family sees this streamlined wheelchair. It means liberation from the narrow range of the sickroom! With this completely folding chair, your invalid can go, when and where he likes.
Ideal for both indoor and outdoor use. The frame, chair arms, hand rims and push handles are made of tubular steel. It’s heavily chrome plated to resist rust. The seat and back are cushioned in soft luxurious brown corduroy fabric for long wear. Push handles have rubber hand grips.
The rest of it goes on and on describing a wheelchair. I could type the rest of it but you wouldn’t laugh and then you be mad at me for wasting another 45 seconds of your life. No, instead you could be watching a banned episode of Popeye.